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mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

recentgooglesearches:

dance move that looks like you’re jacking off a dozen guys

orcasymphony:

mothpope:

benefits of smoking:

  • u look hot
  • u die faster

so hows the 7th grade going

prettyyinpunkk:

this is modern art tbh
torridgristle:

A transparent little grey cat.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?